Bike Jordan racing through downtown Chicago beside giant tire-tread BIKE JORDAN lettering
Chicago · Est. Immediately

Bike
Jordan

$BIKEJORDAN

He's not riding the bike.
He is the bike.

0% carbon fiber. 100% GOAT.

JUST BIKE IT.🚲BUILT DIFFERENT. LITERALLY.🚲23 GEARS.🚲AIR JORDAN? NAH. BIKE JORDAN.🚲NO BRAKES.🚲PEDAL THE NARRATIVE.🚲THE GOAT HAS TWO WHEELS.🚲CHICAGO'S FASTEST FORWARD.🚲BASKETBALL WAS ONLY PHASE ONE.🚲FROM HARDWOOD TO ASPHALT.🚲
JUST BIKE IT.🚲BUILT DIFFERENT. LITERALLY.🚲23 GEARS.🚲AIR JORDAN? NAH. BIKE JORDAN.🚲NO BRAKES.🚲PEDAL THE NARRATIVE.🚲THE GOAT HAS TWO WHEELS.🚲CHICAGO'S FASTEST FORWARD.🚲BASKETBALL WAS ONLY PHASE ONE.🚲FROM HARDWOOD TO ASPHALT.🚲
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Jordan isn't riding the bike.
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$BIKEJORDAN
Chapter One
The Last Dance was only the beginning.
Bike Jordan, a bicycle-human hybrid athlete, posed on open asphalt
Subject 23 · Field documentation
Basketball had been conquered.
Six rings. Five MVPs. One GOAT.
There was only one challenge left.
Becoming a bicycle.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody asked for it.
Nobody knows how to reverse it.
One morning Chicago woke up and the greatest basketball archetype imaginable had two wheels, a chain, handlebars, pedals and absolutely no explanation.
Bike Jordan was born.
From the hardwood
to the asphalt.
Some legends retire.
Others become road bikes.
Official Product Sheet
Bike Jordan 23
Engineered for absolutely no reason.
Technical reference photograph of the Bike Jordan 23
Official Specifications
Model
Bike Jordan 23
Frame
100% GOAT
Frame Material
Human
Horsepower
Yes
Top Speed
Personal
0–60
Depends on the chain
Rings
6
Wheels
2
Brakes
Optional
Aerodynamics
Bald
Country of Origin
Chicago
Fuel
Competitiveness
Drivetrain
Emotional
Seat
Somehow included
Pedals
Unfortunately real
Suspension
Emotional damage
Warranty
Absolutely not
Collection
The Meme Garage
Built for the road. Built for the memes.
Four Steps
How to get on the bike
  1. 01
    Get a wallet
    You need somewhere to park the bike.
  2. 02
    Get SOL
    Bikes apparently require fuel now.
  3. 03
    Find $BIKEJORDAN
    Always verify the official contract address displayed on this website.
    Official Contract Address
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  4. 04
    Swap
    Congratulations. You're officially part of whatever this is.
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